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My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. - Anonymous

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM! - Anonymous

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more. - Anonymous

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