My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
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Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.
I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more.
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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