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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.