Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous