When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. Anonymous
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM! Anonymous