When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.
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I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit.
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