Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.
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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.
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