George Burns Quote
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us. Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Anonymous
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious. Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. Anonymous
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Anonymous
When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?" Anonymous
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein