George Burns Quote
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.Anonymous
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.Anonymous
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.Anonymous
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.Anonymous
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.Anonymous
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.Anonymous