George Burns Quote

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.

I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.