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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking World Quotes
I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off. Anonymous
Short Quotes
How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso. Anonymous
Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. - Anonymous
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. Anonymous
Work Quotes
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. - Anonymous
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... - Anonymous
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... Anonymous
Eat Quotes Questions Short Quotes
I don't have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. Anonymous
Short Quotes Witty Quotes
I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. - Anonymous
I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. Anonymous
Computers Short Quotes
I'm dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Anonymous
Love Quotes Short Quotes
My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you're talking and not hear a single word you said. Anonymous
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members. - Anonymous
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members. Anonymous
Moments Money Quotes
Actual meanings of various terms.
Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
 Anonymous
Money Quotes Stupid Quotes Work Quotes
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands. - Anonymous
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands. Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying. Anonymous
I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won't let me. Anonymous
People Quotes Short Quotes

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