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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

They say money doesn't solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. Anonymous

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I can't finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find. Anonymous

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever. Anonymous

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It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. Anonymous

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You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. Anonymous

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I'd take a nerf bullet for you. Anonymous

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Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! Anonymous

Never Quotes Short Quotes

I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. Anonymous

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Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous

Life Quotes Time Quotes

Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous

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I'm not bored of being quarantined, last night I even struck up a conversation with a spider. Turns out he's a web designer. Anonymous

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I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right. Anonymous

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I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? Anonymous

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