You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up!
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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
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