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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. Anonymous
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
Math Quotes Stupid Quotes Top 100
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. - Anonymous
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Anonymous
Analogies Math Quotes Short Quotes
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Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework. Anonymous
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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
Animals Cat Quotes Computers
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math. Anonymous
Math Quotes Moments People Quotes
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate. - Anonymous
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate. Anonymous
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Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. Anonymous
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes Top 100
If Monday had a face... I would punch it. - Anonymous
If Monday had a face... I would punch it. Anonymous
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I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Anonymous
Know Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
I noticed you are not noticing me. - Anonymous
I noticed you are not noticing me. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.
Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier. - Anonymous
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier. Anonymous
Happy Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. - Anonymous
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. Anonymous
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