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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
 Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Questions
I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. - Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
Facebook Life Quotes Work Quotes
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Anonymous
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous
Life Quotes Sayings Stupid Quotes
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. - Anonymous
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. Anonymous
Marriage Quotes Short Quotes
For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. - Anonymous
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Life Quotes
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Moments Short Quotes
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Work Quotes
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Statements
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous
Know Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
Good Quotes Work Quotes
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
Analogies Good Quotes Love Quotes
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
Statements Think Quotes
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier. - Anonymous
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier. Anonymous
Happy Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes

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