Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.
Anonymous
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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
Anonymous
Q: How did you vote this year?
A: With a mask and gloves.
Q: And what are you hoping for?
A: That I don't get infected.
Q: No I mean what do you hope will change after your vote?
A: My mask and gloves.
Q: So what do you think the results will be?
A: Some will be positive, some negative. Anonymous
A: With a mask and gloves.
Q: And what are you hoping for?
A: That I don't get infected.
Q: No I mean what do you hope will change after your vote?
A: My mask and gloves.
Q: So what do you think the results will be?
A: Some will be positive, some negative. Anonymous
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to.
Anonymous
They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.
Anonymous
Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery.
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