They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!Anonymous
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.Anonymous
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?Anonymous
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.Anonymous