Erma Bombeck Quote

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

He who laughs.....lasts.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.