Erma Bombeck Quote
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'Anonymous
Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.Anonymous
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Woody Allen
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.Anonymous