When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
More Quotes by Bernard Bailey
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.
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