Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. Anonymous