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Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.