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Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
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Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
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When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
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