My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can't fall asleep.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.Anonymous
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.Anonymous
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.Anonymous