How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
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