Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it's time to fall asleep.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.Anonymous
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.Anonymous
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!Anonymous