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If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends. - Anonymous

If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. - Anonymous

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do. - Anonymous

I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.

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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Charles M. Schulz

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Charles Dement
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. - Anonymous

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Erma Bombeck
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. - Albert Einstein

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Albert Einstein
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

Charles M. Schulz
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

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I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Albert Einstein

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