If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
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