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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Anonymous

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

Charles M. Schulz

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Anonymous

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

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I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Albert Einstein

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.

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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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Genius without education is like silver in the mine.

Benjamin Franklin

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Anonymous

I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.

Charles M. Schulz

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

Anonymous

One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.

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What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

Anonymous

When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.

Anonymous

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

Anonymous