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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Anonymous

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Erma Bombeck

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

Anonymous

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Albert Einstein

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

Charles M. Schulz

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Anonymous

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

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I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Albert Einstein

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.

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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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Genius without education is like silver in the mine.

Benjamin Franklin

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Anonymous

I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.

Charles M. Schulz