Math Quotes

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.