Me sarcastic? Never.
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I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it."
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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