How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous