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I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.