I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. Anonymous
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx