Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
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