Shopping is the only exercise I need.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
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