Funny Exercise and Dieting Quotes
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
Anonymous I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
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