Funny Exercise and Dieting Quotes

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Anonymous

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!

Anonymous

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.

Anonymous

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

Anonymous

I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.

Anonymous

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

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What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

Anonymous

Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.

Anonymous

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Anonymous

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Anonymous

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Anonymous

I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit.

Anonymous