Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake.
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