Funny Exercise and Dieting Quotes

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money!

Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!

Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.

I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.

I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.