My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit.
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.
Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
Shopping is the only exercise I need.
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
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