Funny Exercise and Dieting Quotes

I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom."

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.