Funny Exercise and Dieting Quotes
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom." Dave Barry
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. Anonymous
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. Anonymous
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box. Anonymous
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