A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
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Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
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