Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
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