Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
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