Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
More Quotes by Ogden Nash
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.
Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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