Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
I feel the best when I am happy.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
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