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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Short Best Never

Bart! With ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!