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When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?"

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Near year 2013, resolutions you can keep.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
 Anonymous
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Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. - Anonymous
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. Anonymous
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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. - Anonymous
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Louis Hector Berlioz

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. - Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
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After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. Anonymous
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. - Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein
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