They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Anonymous
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. Anonymous
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything. Anonymous
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous