Anonymous Quote

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.