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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Today I told my daughter she's giving me a headache! She told me "For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer." Anonymous
There should be a calorie refund for food that didn't taste as good as you expected. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
From now I'm going on a strict diet.... Oh look, burger and fries! Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
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What if one day Google stopped working and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Anonymous
Internet
I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes
It's always fun listening to someone's lie when you already know the truth. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I'm trying to be awesome today, but I'm too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Anonymous
Witty Quotes
My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it's Sunday! Anonymous
Short Quotes
My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning! Anonymous
Love Quotes Phone
Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it's time to fall asleep. Anonymous
Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado. Anonymous
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. Anonymous
Short Quotes World Quotes
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking World Quotes
Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?
Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna? Anonymous
People Quotes Questions Short Quotes
Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday? - Anonymous
Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday? Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes

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