Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. Steven Alexander Wright
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. Anonymous