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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Think Quotes

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous

People Quotes Think Quotes Time Quotes

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way! Anonymous

Moments

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time. Anonymous

Good Quotes Short Quotes

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous

Never Quotes Sayings Stupid Quotes

I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this." Anonymous

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I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Anonymous

Statements

If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor. Anonymous

Life Quotes Sayings

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom. Anonymous

Wife Quotes

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous

Life Quotes Top 100

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Life Quotes

The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run! Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. Anonymous

Analogies

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous

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