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"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say. - Anonymous

"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. - Anonymous

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I am too lazy to be lazy.

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Don't wake me up! I'm studying. Anonymous

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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. - Anonymous

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. - Anonymous

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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. - Anonymous

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I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? - Anonymous

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous

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