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"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. - Anonymous

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

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Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.

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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

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Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

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I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. - Anonymous

I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.

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I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

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I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

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There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

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I am too lazy to be lazy.

I am too lazy to be lazy.

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Don't wake me up! I'm studying. - Anonymous

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. - Anonymous

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. - Anonymous

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. - Anonymous

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

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I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? - Anonymous

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

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I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode. - Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

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Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. - Anonymous

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

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