All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh. Anonymous
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' Anonymous
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? Anonymous