Anonymous Quote

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.