A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.Anonymous
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.Anonymous