A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. Anonymous
Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard. Anonymous
That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic. Anonymous
Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people. Anonymous
If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it. Anonymous
Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out. Anonymous