Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
I feel the best when I am happy.
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