Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts? Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet. Anonymous
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. Anonymous
Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year's? Now we're old and cursing because we're staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous