Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet.
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.
Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.
My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
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