Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions.
A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet.
If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.
It's hard to find a friend who is 95% talented, 96% funny, 98% loving, 99% intelligent and 100% sweet. So don't you dare lose me!
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
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