Friend Quotes

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Anonymous

As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

Anonymous

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Anonymous

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Anonymous

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Anonymous

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

Anonymous

Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.

Anonymous

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Anonymous

A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.

Anonymous

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Anonymous

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Anonymous

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

Anonymous

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Anonymous

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

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You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.

Anonymous

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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