I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.
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