Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot. Anonymous
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. Anonymous
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous