Groucho Marx Quote
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.