Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it's necessary.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry