Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. Charles M. Schulz
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. Anonymous