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I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.

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We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

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Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.

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I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. - Anonymous

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If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

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Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? - Anonymous

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? Anonymous

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I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous

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I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. - Anonymous

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Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it." - Anonymous

Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it." Anonymous

Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it? - Anonymous

Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it? Anonymous

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I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. Anonymous

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I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys. Anonymous

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. Anonymous

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