Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. Anonymous
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. Anonymous
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day. Anonymous