I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous